It has certainly been a while since I last posted, so I thought I would find something either interesting or funny to get things going here again. This happens to be funny (I think). I came across this tidbit of information I wrote at work some time ago and thought I would share. Retired Server […]
December 11 2009 by
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Similarities Between Santa and Sysadmins 1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal. 3. Santa seldom answers your mail. 4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.” […]
A few days ago my storage facility emailed me and asked me to take a quick customer survey. I obliged. Dear Lincoln, Is there anything else that you would like to tell us about your experience with Extra Space Storage? My understanding is that you folks just took over the storage space I have been […]
For quite sometime, as a little morale booster, we have been having Hawaiian Shirt Fridays at work. It’s fun and I, personally like Hawaiian shirts. The gaudier the better. Well, recently, it has been decided that in lieu of the warmer weather, perhaps we should temporarily switch to Ugly Sweater Fridays instead. What you see […]
One of the things I most hate in this world is when I am woken up for anything right before my alarm goes off. I guess this has to do with the horrible quality of sleep I get, which consequently leads to the minuscule quantity. For some reason, ever since my daughter was born I […]
Due to the overwhelming response of 4 people on the idea of doing a Linux System Administration show, I have decided to do it anyway. I know – glutton for punishment. I believe I will do this in a video format, or I will at least try. I need to work out just how to […]
HELP! I need ideas for new server names and I am just drawing a blank. As many of you know, I name my computers after cryptids, or possibly undiscovered creatures. My list right now is: Bigfoot Sasquatch Yeti Wendigo JerseyDevil Chupacabras Nessie Ogopogo Mothman Kraken and Bumble. Yes, I know Bumble really doesn’t belong, but […]
A couple weeks ago, Dann was saying how he was reading the Watchmen, and remarking on how good it was. Well, I hadn’t EVER read a graphic novel, or even touched a comic since I was maybe 10, so I decided to pick it up to see what I was missing. Well, I am finished […]
The posts today are flying from my fingers! I guess watching Kitchen Nightmares has somehow gotten my brain and fingers working in conjunction with one another… I mentioned that with my router troubles I had taken some pleasure in watching the people in my neighborhood connect to my unconnected router because it was unprotected and […]